There are monsters. In the deepest, darkest recesse of the mind they lurk. I am haunted to madness. I have endeavored to banish them from my thoughts but each attempt has been met with absolute failure. They return with renewed purpose. Now I turn to you, my oldest and wisest friend. For I believe that if we can work together to understand them - to decipher their intent - perhaps that will at last rob them of their power.